Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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