why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
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I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
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Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
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