It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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