i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
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I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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