I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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