Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
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He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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