R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Send help, water and tortillas.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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