i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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