"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
This is the prime rib incident all over again
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
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We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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