NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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