yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
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I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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