well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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