420 ftw
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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