i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
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That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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