Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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