hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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