Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
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Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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