Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
did you just send me my own nude
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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