Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
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the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
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I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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