doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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