I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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