I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
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I have grass duct taped all over my body
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
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he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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