i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Randomize
