I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
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it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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