Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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