READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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