I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
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please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
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But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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