apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Ladies don't puke and tell
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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