omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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