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Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Damn victory sex feels great
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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