This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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