i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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