remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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