Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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