Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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