My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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