so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
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i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
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Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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