I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
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I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
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So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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