i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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