If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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