I'm drive I can fine osifer
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
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Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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