Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
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I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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