I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Randomize
