so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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