It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
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she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
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Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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