David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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