When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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