Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
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relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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