what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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