Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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