Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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