He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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