do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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