I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
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No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
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Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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