Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
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